when you write a sentence and it rhymes
why does the picture make perfect sense
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@danniemaxwelleveryone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk
The relevance is too real
Hahahah
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@thearmsqueezer usI learned how to attract women from this video
Son 😂
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